




IS IT JACK OF THE SHADOWS??!!
IT BETTER BE
- take a shot for the opening of each book “the wheel of time turns…”
- Take a shot every time Mat says “Blood and bloody ashes!”
- take a shot every time there’s a naked woman
- take a shot every time Rand is called “a wool-headed sheepherder!”
- take a shot every time a woman folds her arms underneath her breasts
- take a shot every time someone’s clothing is described in excessive detail
- take 2 shots if it’s the embroidery on a dress
- take a shot every time Berelain attempts to seduce someone
Feel free to add to the list.
If I had the time, I could read 2, maybe 3 of the books in a day. I would be trashed. D:
- take a shot every time Nynaeve pulls her braid
- take a shot every time Lan’s face is described as “stony planes and angles”
- take a shot everytime Moiraine says “the Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills”
- take a shot every time someone turns out to be one of the Forsaken
- take a shot everytime a woman snorts or sniffs
- take a shot every time someone uses an excessive amount of balefire
- Take a shot everytime Perrin complains about his beard
- Take a shot everytime someone wants to box someone else’s ears
- Take a shot everytime Lews Therin laughs madly / giggles
- Take a shot everytime Rand doesn’t trust someone
- Take a shot everytime someone admires a girls ankles
- Take a shot everytime someone is described to have broad shoulders
- Take a shot everytime Elayne frowns
OMG, you guys. I love this fandom XD
Feel free to add to the list.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
lordsandladiesofthesilverscreen:
“He came like the wind, like the wind touched everything, and like the wind was gone.”—Robert Jordan
Happy Birthday, James Oliver Rigney Jr. (Oct. 17, 1948-Sept. 16, 2007)
The man who had inspired me and changed how I choose my reading materials.