helloooo m’gann!: Let’s make a list of the dumbass shit DC is doing with its reboot:
- Everything is scrunched into 5 years
- The Amazons hate men and kill their male babies
- No Stephanie, Cassandra, Renee Montoya, or Mia Dearden despite fan and writer demand
- Tim is suddenly no longer a Robin, despite several books establishing that he was.
- Green Arrow is about the same age as Roy Harper, but apparently was still some sort of father figure in his life(?!)
- Lian Harper never existed
- Starfire has no emotions, no memories, and only exists to have sex
- Titans history has been erased, despite references to it in Batwoman and even the new Teen Titans series(?!!)
- About 10 million other things I can’t remember right now.
Add your own!
- Apollo and the Midnighter aren’t even really in a relationship right now let alone ever having been married, in addition to not being any part of Jenny’s life and remembering fully their (shitty, shitty) pasts
- Savant has killed people - oh, and we have no idea if he even knows Creote
- Helena Bertinelli is DEAD
- Zinda Blake doesn’t exist despite there having been a Blackhawks series (at least before it tanked)
- Jaime Reyes’ loving and supportive family and friends have been replaced with a clusterfrak of angst
- No Secret Six
- No Manhunter
- The Engineer’s backstory completely rids her character of all coolness and joy and is now incredibly rapey
- There’s still a massive deficit of female/poc creators, but Rob Liefield is employed…..???
- Killing off Ma and Pa Kent
- Deathstroke’s character has been totally destroyed. Instead of two sons he has one (Grant).
- Joey Wilson has been erased from this universe.
- Slade’s friend Major William Wintergreen no longer exists.
- His backstory no longer contains elements of Adeline Kane training him, and she is killed off to give Deathstroke more angst.