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kryallaorchid:

helloooo m’gann!: Let’s make a list of the dumbass shit DC is doing with its reboot:

thenakedlibrarianontheroof:

georgethecat:

averagesparrow:

  • Everything is scrunched into 5 years
  • The Amazons hate men and kill their male babies
  • No Stephanie, Cassandra, Renee Montoya, or Mia Dearden despite fan and writer demand
  • Tim is suddenly no longer a Robin, despite several books establishing that he was.
  • Green Arrow is about the same age as Roy Harper, but apparently was still some sort of father figure in his life(?!)
  • Lian Harper never existed
  • Starfire has no emotions, no memories, and only exists to have sex
  • Titans history has been erased, despite references to it in Batwoman and even the new Teen Titans series(?!!)
  • About 10 million other things I can’t remember right now.

Add your own!

  • Apollo and the Midnighter aren’t even really in a relationship right now let alone ever having been married, in addition to not being any part of Jenny’s life and remembering fully their (shitty, shitty) pasts
  • Savant has killed people - oh, and we have no idea if he even knows Creote
  • Helena Bertinelli is DEAD
  • Zinda Blake doesn’t exist despite there having been a Blackhawks series (at least before it tanked)
  • Jaime Reyes’ loving and supportive family and friends have been replaced with a clusterfrak of angst
  • No Secret Six
  • No Manhunter
  • The Engineer’s backstory completely rids her character of all coolness and joy and is now incredibly rapey
  • There’s still a massive deficit of female/poc creators, but Rob Liefield is employed…..???
  • Killing off Ma and Pa Kent
  • Deathstroke’s character has been totally destroyed. Instead of two sons he has one (Grant). 
  • Joey Wilson has been erased from this universe.
  •  Slade’s friend Major William Wintergreen no longer exists. 
  • His backstory no longer contains elements of Adeline Kane training him, and she is killed off to give Deathstroke more angst.