October 2010
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Dear Epistemology Exam
Dear Epistemology Exam, Eff you. Love, aessedai343
Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
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September 2010
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Dear Astronomy Professor
Dear Astronomy Professor, Your German accent is hilarious. Your class is ridiculously easy and I friggin’ LOVE it. Yesterday we got onto a 20-minute tangent about microwaves and water while first discussing light waves. Last night at around 10 you sent us all an email regarding the tangent in question with a website to debunk the theory. I can’t believe you actually researched it and...
Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 29th
322 notes
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HEAT????!!!
WHY IS IT SO EFFING HOT IN MY DORM ROOM??? CHELSEA I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMOOOOOORRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Dear Popcorn Lover
Dear Popcorn Lover, We all love popcorn. I love popcorn, especially the kind that you get at the movies. What I don’t like is when you burn popcorn in the lounge microwave, which then causes a chain reaction: 1) Popcorn burns because of inability to watch said popcorn. 2) Fire alarm goes off at midnight. 3) Movie we’re watching on pause. 4) the whole dorm waits outside while the...
Sep 25th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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HOLY SHIZZ!!!
HOLY SHIZZ!!! SOMEWHATCLICHE AND I JUST GOT MOBBED IN OUR DORM ROOM BY OUR GUY FRIENDS ARMED WITH NERF GUNS AND DRESSED IN ARMY GEAR!!! THIS MEANS WAR.
Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 22nd
6,203 notes
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Dear Editor
Dear Newspaper Editor, I like you. Really. You’re a nice guy. Stop calling me at 10:00 at night to give me my assignments. I never know when you’re going to call. I guess it’s just the Law of God that you always call at awkward times. Like when I’m in the shower. Or hanging out in my dorm room. Call me earlier. But not while I’m watching Glee, of course. Love, ...
Sep 22nd
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Dear Campus Wireless Internet
Dear Campus Wireless Internet,  I hate you. Youtube is pooping out on me and I am very sad. I also cannot play music without it stopping halfway through the song. Please fix it before I come and strangle you.  Love, aessedai343
Sep 22nd
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Sep 21st
2,186 notes
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Not 40 cakes, but still a terrible crime
dcwomenkickingass: From the Daily Telegram of Blissfield, MI: A 1994 Pontiac Grand Am outfitted to resemble the Batmobile from the Batman movies was reported stolen Thursday from an outbuilding in the 13000 block of Camburn Highway. The victim reported he last saw the vehicle, valued at $200, about six weeks ago, according to information released Friday by the Adrian post of the Michigan...
Sep 20th
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Homework? What's that?
I don’t know what that is. English reading? Mmm….don’t really wanna. Writing fanfiction seems like SO MUCH MORE FUN!!
Sep 20th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 18th
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Sep 18th
Sep 17th
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SNACK →
OH MY GOODNESS GRAYSON, YOU ARE LOOKING ESPECIALLY HANDSOME TONIGHT.
Sep 17th
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Sep 17th
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POSTER SALE!!
Ok, bookstore had a poster sale and of course I wasted money bought a JUSTICE LEAGUE POSTER!! IT’S MAGNIFICENT AND LOOKS FANTASTIC ON MY DORM ROOM WALL!! IT HAS ALL OF THE JUSTICE LEAGUE MEMBERS AND RESERVE MEMBERS!!! TOMORROW I MAY JUST BUY A DARK KNIGHT POSTER!! 
Sep 17th
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WAHHH!!!
FIRST POST!!! LOL, I’m just procrastinating on homework.
Sep 17th